This just in, Fake Mustache: Or, How Jodie O'Rodeo and Her Wonder Horse (or Some Nerdy Guy) Saved the U.S. Presidential Election From a Mad Genius Criminal Mastermind* is the newest jewel by author Thomas Angleberger.
Read it and find out what happens after seventh-grader Lenny Flem, Jr.'s best friend buys a man-about-town suit and a glorious fake mustache made out of real human hair.
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*By the way, this book does come with a WARNING:
Do NOT under any circumstances pick up this book and start reading it unless you are prepared for outright, no-holds-barred ridiculousness presented as though it were a completely normal story.